Greasy Face Syndrome

Have you ever been walking down the street on the sunny day when you are suddenly blinded by the sun reflecting off someone’s greasy-ass forehead? Ever seen a picture of someone and there’s a lens glare coming off the forehead because of the face bouncing off the layer of grease?

Sure it’s fun to poke fun at it, especially if you don’t personally have to struggle with it. I mean for real, dealing with forehead pimples is probably one of the most annoying and embarrassing problems to deal with. People will look at you like you are some unkempt moron that can’t even manage to give his face a scrub once or twice a day. When in actuality, there are some people that have actual biological circumstances that make a shiny face almost inevitable. These are the real people you should feel bad for.

I’d rather have my eyes burned out by someone’s greasy forehead over having a massive zit on my face any day.