Phrases I Hate Hearing

1. You are SO predictable!

2. You know what your problem is?

3. What are you thinking about?

4. I love Ashlee Simpson!

5. I'm married.

6. We're out of crab cakes.

7. Soap operas are gay. Pass the lube.

8. I don't watch television.

9. What ARE you? (in reference to my nationality)

10. Do you like that? Huh? (during sex)